al-Muqaddimah/Prelude

This Risālah/Article is predicated upon exposing the Jahālah/Stupidity of Wahīd `Ālam (AKA Abū-Khadījah `Abd-ul-Wāhid): the Founder of Salafī Publications. Wahīd `Ālam published a Tahrīf/Distortion-Based Article, so-called claiming that Allah is a “Shay’ (Thing)”, “Shakhs/Kawn (Being)”, etc. This, ironically, is no different than/from an Ash`arī by the Name of JJ Brooks (Fakebook: “Shaykh JJ”): Yeah…they Dumb-Ass also audaciously/arrogantly alleged that Allah is a “Being”. Such Claims are Textbook-Sifāt/Manifestation of ash-Shirk/Association.

Now, as a Necessary-Clarification

I am not, at all, accusing Salafīs of being Kuffār (Non-Muslims/Disbelievers). I don’t believe in and I equally reject any/all Unjust-Takfīr/Blasphemy against Fellow-Muslims. Yet, at the Same-Time: I’ve got to call a Spade a Spade. These Salafī-Niggas b Buggin da Fuck out.

The Issue of alleging that Allah is a “Thing/Being”

This-Type/Kind of Jahālah/Sucka-Shit hails from the Article I’ve aforementioned:

Chapters 8-9-10: Allāh is an [Existing] Thing شَيء and a Being شَخْص and affirmation of the Self نفس for Him: By Abu Ismā’īl Al-Harawī (d. 481H)

The Salafī-Jadl/Argument, for claiming that Allah is a “Thing/Being”: this Sucka-Shit derives from Salafì-Bozos misinterpreting 2-Ahādīth/Narrations (via al-Bukhārī, Muslim, ad-Dārimī) in which the Words “Shakhs/Being” as well as “Shay’/Thing” were used. Both-Ahādīth describe Sifāt/Characteristics of Allah, which Allah has also granted al-Insān/Humanity: al-`Izzah/Honor, al-Ghīrah/Jealousy, al-Mahabbah/Love, etc.

Abu Isma’īl Al-Harawī (481H) with his chain of narration to Asmā’ bint Abī Bakr (radiyallāhu ’anhā): I heard Allah’s Messenger (ﷺ) saying,

ما من شَىْء أَغْيَرُ مِنَ اللَّهِ عز وجل

“There is not a Thing (شَيء shay’) having a greater sense of protective honour than Allāh.”

(Bukhārī, 5222; Muslim 36)

Abu Ismāīl Al-Harawī (481H) with his chain of narration to Al-Mughīrah (radiyallāhu anhu) who said: Sad bin ‘Ubādah said,

“If I saw a man with my wife, I would strike him with the blade of my sword.”

This news reached Allāh’s Messenger (ﷺ) who then said,

“You people are astonished at Sa’d’s jealousy. By Allah, I have more honourable jealousy than he, and Allah has more honourable jealousy than I, and because of Allah’s honourable jealousy, He has made unlawful shameful deeds and sins done in open and in secret. And there is not a Being (شَخْصَ shakhs) who is more honourably jealous than Allāh, the Mighty and Majestic, nor a Being who loves to give an excuse more than Allāh, the Mighty and Majestic – and for this reason He sent the Messengers as bringers of glad tidings and warners. And there is not a Being who loves praise more than Allāh, the Mighty and Majestic.”

(Reported by Bukhārī, 7416; Muslim, 17; Ad-Dārimī, 2233)

https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/being

https://www.etymonline.com/word/being

Time of expose the Tahrīf/Distortion

I know whom Allah is, as well as equally whom Allah isn’t. at-Tanzīl/Revelation ironically completely shatters this Salafī-Madhab/Opinion, claiming that Allah is either a “Shakhs/Kawn (Being)” or a “Shay’ (Thing)”. Allah directly, Word4Word, describes/calls Themselves “Khāliqu Kulli Shay’/Creator-Of-Everything”.

(Noble-Qur’ān: Chpt.6, V.102; Chpt.39, V.62)

To claim that Allah is either a “Shakhs/Kawn (Being)”, “Shay’ (Thing)”, etc.: this completely opposes the Fact that Allah is As-Samad/The Eternal. Now, there’s 3-Anwā`/Modalities of al-Wujūd/Existence:

a. Eternity

b. Infinity

c. Finity

Eternity means that one’s Wujūd has 0-Bidāyah/Beginning and has 0-Nihāyah/Ending.

Infinity means that one’s Wujūd has 💯%-Bidāyah, but has 0%-Nihāyah.

Finity means that one’s Wujūd has 💯%-Bidāyah, as well as 💯%-Nihāyah.

Eternity only belongs to Allah.

Infinity&Finity belong to al-Makhlūq/Creation.

(Noble-Qur’ān: Chpt.112)

So, for anyone to audaciously/arrogantly claim that Allah is a “Shakhs/Kawn (Being)”, a “Shay’ (Thing)”, etc. then obviously the “Shakhs/Being” of Allah, “Shay'” of Allah must then have a “Khāliq/Creator”?!!! Da Fuck is Wrong wit these Salafī-Niggas?!!! Make that Goofy-Shit make Sense. And…you can’t make it make “Sense” cause dat Shit Dumb-As-Hell.

What da Harām…what da Harāmion?!!!

What dat Fake-Woke Shit U Niggas on?!!!

The Sad-Reality which is Salafī-Shirk

https://gbwrites.com/2025/04/29/salafisvsnoiers/

U Salafī-Niggas done really lost y’all Mothafuckin-Minds yo!!! U Niggas is Lost. Of all the Religio-Fails/Blunders you Sucka-Salafīs could possibly come-up with…

…you top all of it with Sucka-Shit which (ironically) literally debunks completely your Hizbī/Sectarian-Claim to be the “Defenders” of at-Tawhīd/Islāmic-Monotheism.

How da Fuck y’all Goofy-Ass Salafīs gone dare pontificate/claim to fight against ash-Shirk/Association, when the Aforemention-Bullshit y’all Kickin&Co-Signin is literally ash-Shirk by default/definition?!!!

Hypocritical-Irony

The Salafī-Mafia have campaigned against NOIers (Fake-Muslims/Covert-Atheists), yet ironically, Salafīs whom claim that Allah is a “Being/Thing” are no different/better than NOI-Niggas whom claim that Allah is a “Human”.

https://gbwrites.com/2022/06/21/theologicalhypocrisy/

So…in conclusion: U Salafī-Niggas betta get y’all Shit together. This is my Final-Warning to you Salafī-Niggas.

Gareth Bryant

Atharī Corleone

Abū-Yams/The

Yamsfather